It was all a pure, innocent mistake. It was mere coincidence that a girl named M was given the task of doing a presentation on a subtopic in her history book. The presentation day arrived and though it was last minute work, M managed to not only write short little points but also drew a picture of this great historical figure. When she arrived in school, her friends S and A were eager to see what she had done. However, her presentation paper was rolled up and M was overly protective of it. Protective to the extent that she guarded the roll between her legs.
To make a long story short, somhow, M's presentation paper was ended up being called Ibrahim. And since she kept placing it near her groin, Ibrahim became her invisible 'yoo-hoo'....
SInce then, M was very proud of her machoness as she now has Ibrahim as her proof of masculinity. One unfortunate day, in a fit of temper, M chopped of Ibrahim. NOw, by then, her friends were very much attached and used to the idea of Ibrahim as they accepted Ibrahim as a part of M. When Ibrahim got chopped off, M's friends S and A were devastated.
Much to S's suprise...she discovered that she has a banana.....Excitedly, she informs this little piece of information to her friend J. J refuses to believe her as he never saw any signs of banana when he sees S. S explains that she paints the banana with invisible paint to avoid being the centre of attraction as she is very modest and humble. J gets excited over the existance of invisible paints and urges S to take him along when she decides to replenish her supply of invisible paint soon. S promises to take J along.
The END.
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