Friday, June 4, 2010

Miley cyrus's leaked picture scandal

Alright, all of us have heard of the scandal ms miley cyrus caused when some of her hoochy pictures leaked out on the internet. Its just that many of us (ppl like me) didnt even bother to even go look at those pictures which were stirring up quite a lot of media frenzy. Cuz we didnt give a damn about miley.

However, today as i was randomly youtubing, i stumbled across a video of tyra banks supposedly yelling at miley. It wasn't really real.....rmmb during the earlier cycles of ANTM, tyra got mad at an aspiring model and yelled at her? Well, some really bored person (who is quite creative) had plenty of time to kill and edited mileys scandalous pics into a clip of tyra yelling at one of her ANTM model. And thats wen i realised that MILEY CYRUS IS ACTUALLY  SLUTTY AND HOOCHY. Untill today, i always assumed that all these grown ups who threw a fuss over her leaked photos were just exaggerating and creating drama. i waslike wow wen i saw her pics... wasnt she like 14 or somthing wen those pics came out?
And the funny part is. she doesnt mind having a threesome with her boyfriend. You wouldnt understand unless you see the video so dont worry, i'll be leaving the links below. Its pretty normal for growing up teens to camwhore. I camwhore too but not to the extent of looking downright hoochy. People may compare her to britney spears and say, Whats wrong?

My point is...Britney may have done some pretty wild photo shoots wen she was young but did she camwhore in laced undies and rooled up t's? Many great and famous celebrities have done nude photo shoots but theres a difference. They do it professionally.

Hmmm...i just realised. Whats the point of me ranting on miley's indecency? Why dont you be judge yourself. So just click on the 2 links which i posted below to see the relative vids.

Tyra yelling at Miley
mileys pretty decent pics

well these two links are pretty decent and normal...you can go check out da rest yourself if your curious enuf.. chiozzzz hahax. I'm not a miley hatter nor a fan, i just needed a random topic to blog abt.

HIM whom I lost

When I look at him, do you know what I see?

I see a lot of "IF's"

I see myself being happy

I see a possible future

I see passion and fire

I see myself laughing and crying at the same time

I see stubbornness and cockyness

I see an asshole

I see a tangle of emotions

I see kindness and generosity

I see patience and calmness

I see someone whom I shouldnt love

I see leadership and potential

I see love and hatred

I see us embracing

I see us together

I see us fighting and arguing

I see us making up after a fight

I see someone whom I love a lot

Does it matter what I see in you? Most of what I see tend to contradict each other....

No, it doesnt matter...You have turned me from a cold hearted beast into a woman with a heart.

Everything which you taught me, I shall remember....

Every single word you've said will remain in my mind.

....No, it honestly doesnt matter if you dont love me because I love you no matter what you do or say to me for my heart will go on loving you every single day.

Ibrahim & the Invisible Banana

Once upon a time, there lived a great man named Ibrahim Haji Yakob who later on became a great historical figure. Little did he know that he would be sooo famous to the extent where a bunch of crazy kids name a certain somthing after him.

It was all a pure, innocent mistake. It was mere coincidence that a girl named M was given the task of doing a presentation on a subtopic in her history book. The presentation day arrived and though it was last minute work, M managed to not only write short little points but also drew a picture of this great historical figure. When she arrived in school, her friends S and A were eager to see what she had done. However, her presentation paper was rolled up and M was overly protective of it. Protective to the extent that she guarded the roll between her legs.

To make a long story short, somhow, M's presentation paper was ended up being called Ibrahim. And since she kept placing it near her groin, Ibrahim became her invisible 'yoo-hoo'....
SInce then, M was very proud of her machoness as she now has Ibrahim as her proof of masculinity. One unfortunate day, in a fit of temper, M chopped of Ibrahim. NOw, by then, her friends were very much attached and used to the idea of Ibrahim as they accepted Ibrahim as a part of M. When Ibrahim got chopped off, M's friends S and A were devastated.

Much to S's suprise...she discovered that she has a banana.....Excitedly, she informs this little piece of information to her friend J. J refuses to believe her as he never saw any signs of banana when he sees S. S explains that she paints the banana with invisible paint to avoid being the centre of attraction as she is very modest and humble. J gets excited over the existance of invisible paints and urges S to take him along when she decides to replenish her supply of invisible paint soon. S promises to take J along.
The END.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

A new beginning (I Hope)

Alright guys, my old blog was way beyond dead and buried and i just couldnt stand the idea of trying to reignite the life into my old blog. So therefore, i created a new one. Unfortunately, I'm not dat tech-savy and i found myself unable to delete dat blog. Well, i just have to get a tutor to teach me how to delete the old one. hehehe....

But I definitly hope this new blog does not follow the steps of my previous blog and drop dead as well. soo cheers to my new blog!